{Gasp!} It's Cigarette-Smoking Man!!

Nope, it's William B. Davis, who couldn't be more unlike his grim, Morley-totin' character on The X-Files if you waved a gun in his face and told him to lighten up. Aside from their shared love of water-skiing and a certain je ne sais quoi that can lead to spontaneous combustion if you aren't careful, the two are worlds apart.

Nicotine? He hasn't touched the stuff for years. Aliens? Not on this planet.

The truth is out there: this friendly, down to earth, risible Canadian actor gives us hard evidence of his talent every time he slips into CSM's trench coat.

But there's lots more to him than that....